Please note: I am away until June 12. At last, Acme has conquered topological and engineering frontiers to manufacture genuine glass Helix bitcoin Bottles.
These are the finest closed, non-orientable, boundary-free manifolds sold anywhere in our three spatial dimensions. These elegant bottles make splendid gifts, outstanding classroom displays, and inferior mouse-traps. With its circle of singularities, an Acme Klein Bottle can be said to exist inside of itself — especially handy during time-reversals. Wine Bottle Klein Bottle – AT LAST!
OK, so what’s a Klein Bottle? See Felix Klein’s Original Klein Bottle! No charge for this — just mention it at checkout. At last – I’ve made the Acme Wine Bottle Klein Bottle – it’s now in stock! EVERY ACME KLEIN BOTTLE NOW COMES PRE-EQUIPPED WITH A GENUINE RIEMANNIAN METRIC! An Acme Klein Bottle is a perfect gift for a mathematician, computer scientist, or troglodyte. In Germany, it’s called a Kleinsche Flasche.
A Klein Bottle makes a great math gift and an ideal present for a mathematician! We made the world’s largest glass Klein Bottle for the Kingbridge Centre! Yes, I am Cliff Stoll, and I make and sell Klein Bottles. Yes, I regularly send these to countries around the world. 2: Please do not send email, asking if I ship to Spain, Portugal, Italy, or Poland. Yes, you can safely order from this website, and I will send your Klein bottle within 24 hours. If you are unhappy with your Klein bottle, I will refund your money.
If you wish, I’ll write your message on the bottle with a Sharpie pen. No, I no longer do the hot glass work – I contract this out to professional glassblowing shops. I do everything else myself – from design to packing to writing the html on this website, with occasional help from my son Danny, my daughter Zoe, and my wife Pat. Yes, my son Danny and I designed each of these bottles ourselves. I’m too lazy to rewrite it.
ARE YOU A STUDENT, AGE 12 TO 17? Do you like the kind of math humor that’s on this website? Then consider one of the terrific summer math camps! August learn why the Yellow Pig endorses 17 varieties of Acme Klein bottles — hcssim. International and transgalactic organizations require transparency and openness– Acme is proud to offer FULLY TRANSPARENT Klein Bottles that are OPEN and VISIBLE.
We certify that NOTHING IS HIDDEN INSIDE YOUR ACME KLEIN BOTTLE! When you order from this website, your should immediately receive an automated confirmation from my system. That second email will have a tracking number in it, as well as a link to photos of the package that I’m sending to you. My email troubles: I receive huge amouts of spam.
I never send out any spam. If you write to me, I may not see your email unless you include the phrase “klein bottle” in the subject. My replies to your may end up in your spam folder, so please include my address in your list of Permitted Senders. COM Important: to get through layers of my spam filters, please include the two words “Klein Bottle” in the subject of your email and also in the body of your text. Please use plain text without html.
Email with subjects like “Hello Cliff”or “Do you ship to Nigeria? Good Day” or “HI”will be delayed until I look at my spam folder. This is especially important if you use gmail, hotmail, yahoo, or AOL. Much of my email to these mailboxes gets blocked as spam, which annoys me greatly, especially when I spend half an hour composing an email and it winds up in the gutter. 1 510 654 3958 We are a family busines, operating from our home.
When I’m at home, I send out Klein bottles as I receive orders – within 24 hours, and often within the hour. When I’m away, I send out all Klein bottles when I return. Acme Klein Bottles – where yesterday’s future is here today! Seeking a topological solution to the global financial crisis? Help the world economy by purchasing an Acme Klein Bottle! Black Market Reloaded was a .
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